Monday 8 August 2011

The Secret Garden


The Secret Garden
Frances Hodgson Burnett
@quitecontrary

zzzzz....so bored. Parents ignore me all the time and I am well ugly. Wish something would happen
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DID NOT MEAN I WISH MY PARENTS WOULD DIE. Now I have to go to Yorkshire. FML. Hated them all anyway
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I'm on a boat!
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All the other kids are being so mean and singing weird songs at me
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Horrible old lady telling me about new home and family. Like I CARE @secretnurse
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They all speak WEIRD! And think I should dree MYSELF. WTF
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Apparently there is a secret garden #wishlist. Going for a jaunt in the garden
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The robin is flying in and out of the secret garden. Show off.
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Martha telling me family history. More interesting now. Though she is totes lying about the screaming. Is not wind :(
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@oldgardener is gardening. Ooooh, this means the soil is turning over. #brilliantplotdevice?
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KEY! EPIC WIN!
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Robin is magic and showed me door. Thank god for intelligent animals. MY garden now
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gardening is making pretty. Who knew?
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OMG I love Dickon. He is beautiful and is friends with animals
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@petwhisperer, let's get gardening!
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Meeting @totallydistant, my Uncle today. WIll trick him out of garden
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OMG cannot SLEEP! WTF? Someone is yelling inconsiderately. Going to find out.
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I have a cousin. A weird, sickly cousin, but hey, beggars cant be choosers etc.
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@dntwnt2die....you are a crybaby. And raja. A cryja
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@petwhisperer. All your ideas are AWESOME <3
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Family fight time. Bring it
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You ARENT DYING and @dntwnt2die!!! Party in the garden?
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Garden is so pretty *^-^* MLIA!
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Colin, don't get excited, you won't live forever. You just won't die NOW. Sigh
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@dntwnt2die You can walk though. Gratz
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@oldgardener climbed a ladder. Clever. Oh noes, is secret out? :(
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We are going to do magic. Stuff religion, magic ftw
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Lolz, everyone still thinks that @dntwnt2die is still ill, but we're totes having muffins in the garden!
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Um..lecturing is not point of garden! Think you are a fattie because you are eating loads
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Think we are all learning a lot about child development here, no?
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Blind man's Buff is an awesome game!
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Although you catching your dad was unexpected, @dntwnt2die, admittedly
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We are all walking back into house together :) Happy ending. Thank Magic!

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