The Tale of Peter Rabbit

The Tale of Peter Rabbit
by Beatrix Potter
@bluecoat

I am so glad I have a real human name, whilst my sisters have fluffy ones. Lolz
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Mum keeps going ON about Dad getting put in pie. Metaphor for sure though? Maybe he just ran away from stupidly named kids?
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Mum gone shopping, said something about #currentbuns. WIN!
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Sisters have got naked to go and pic blackberries. SO weird. Have to get out of here.

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Only logical place to go is where I’m not meant to be, right?
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ROFL (literally) I rolled along under the gate!
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Total feast – raddish beans and lettuce! #fiveaday!
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ugh. Feel sick. BRB, hunting parsley
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wtf, gardener is in the garden?! What are the odds?
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I am going to get so grounded if I don’t get shot
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I lost my shoes!
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wtf, why am I even wearing shoes? I’m a rabbit?! WHY AM I TALKING?
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Oh noes! stuck under fence, caught by jacket. KNEW rabbits shouldnt wear clothes. Fml! Naked sisters were right!
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Thank the lord for motivational anthropomorphic sparrows
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FREE! Shall hide in the watering can. Gardening ftw!
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Damn. Is full of water #notahappybunny
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nose tickling. Must....not....sneeze
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whoops
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Out the window. I’m so James Bond!
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Am totally lost in this garden. Wish I had satnav instead of useless clothes
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Mouse can’t talk. Typical L
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Oh...a cat. They can be well psycho, according to @benbun
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Totally snuck out whilst he was picking onions. Home time. I miss mummy.
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Mum has noticed I’m naked. Damn.
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I feel totally sick
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camomile tea is not the answer. L Nor is hearing sisters having milk and fruit
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Apparently McGregor is using my jacket for a scarcrow. IT WASN’T THAT UGLY?!