The Gruffalo

The Gruffalo
by Julia Donaldson
@lyingwins

Walking though the wood. Is quiet. Pretty good!
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Oh no a fox! It’s totes going to eat me
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@foxytrot sorry, can’t come for tea, eating with gruffalo
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LOLZ, just messed up keyboard on iphone. Gruffalo pretty awesome word though, right?
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Fox wont shut up. Gruffalo's big and scary alright @foxytrot? MASSIVE TEETH, eats fox
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Ha, he totally believed me. Doesn’t know no such thing as Gruffalo?
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Rubbish. Owl here now, no one will leave me alone.
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@flyingsolo, sorry babes, would love dinner but partying it up with Gruffalo
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Why are they all obsessed with looks? @flyingsolo, he has a massive, poisonous zit on his nose. Loves eating owl.
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lolz, what a bird brain. Also doesn’t know there is no such thing as a Gruffalo
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FOR GOD’S SAKE LEAVE ME ALONE! Stupid snake. Who lives in a woodpile anyway?!
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@ribwalker, like I already told the others, I’m chillin’ with Gruffalo tonight.
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@ribwalker, he has weird coloured body parts, and will eat you.
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roflcopter, loser. No such thing as a....oooh, new follower!
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Hey @gruffalo, great to meet you!
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@gruffalo. OMG YOU’RE REAL. MY IMAGINATION IS GODLIKE
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No way, I’m well hard, ask all the others! Follow me, @gruffalo, in the literal way
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Hahaha, they are all so gullible! I am such a clever rodent.
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All calmed down in a wood. FOUND A NUT, it tastes real good.