Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
by J.K. Rowling
@chosenone

Leaving Dursleys tonight. Can’t wait, hate them all
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Also wtf is up with Dumbledore not telling me anything? @beetlewriter, I hate you too. M8’s here soon though. Woot.
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I look pretty awesome 7 times over, if I say so myself. OMG though, don’t want to ride in the side car. Not cool.
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HEDWIG! OH NOES!
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Wand being weird. I needed that like George needs a hole in the head. Ha, sorry @weasleytwin
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Wedding time. Ginny looking hot. Though if she ends up looking at her aunt I’m not sure. Got an old snitch. New to me though.
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On the run. Hope no one died. Have no time for guilt. Back @ Sirius’s pad. Kreacher can cook now and it's Horcrux time.
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@hemhem has the horcrux. Sucks to be us
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Breaking into ministry. I am WELL TALL!!! #dreamsfulfilled
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Have one horcrux, going camping! What lulz we shall have!
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OMG @gingerweasel you are SO annoying. Stop sulking!
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Ron gone, may dance with @brainsnowbeauty. No wait, that would waste time in the film, right?
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Off to visit parents grave. Seems to best thing to do with my Christmas
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THERE WAS A MASSIVE SNAKE IN THAT OLD LADY?! GROSS MUCH?
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Back in the woods. Big silver deer arrived. Hope nothing to do with mum, would not want her defining herself by her husband, right?
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Was watching Hermione and me kissing and then Ron broke the horcrux. Killjoy.
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Story time at the Lovegood’s. Swear dirigible plums destroy the mind.
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Horcruxes sound wicked? #whatiwantforchristmas
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On the run again. Getting well bored. Oh no, wait, taking diversion to malfoy manor. Will be good to wash.
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Pettigrew dead as a result of mercy. Will take note, and not show mercy again. Important moral
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WTF DOBBY IS DEAD? Ok @snakeface and @voldysgirl, you may have killed my parents. But this just got personal. :’(
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Still can’t believe Dobby’s dead
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Broke into Gringotts. Gotten so badass in last few years. Used unforgivable curse. No one seems to care though. Perks of being chosen one!
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Headed to Hogsmeade. Need chocolate frogs anyway. Horcrux collection growing.
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OMG Dumbledore. You’re a rubbish big brother. If only I could talk to you again. You told me SOD ALL
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@godbottom, you’ve totally grown up. Damn @snakeface, he looks WAY MORE HEROIC than me. #sulk. Should have Chosen him
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Oh my days @tartancat, you are totally badass. No one spits at you <3
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Off to look for lost horcrux @crownstealer says it’s in room where everyone hides stuff
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Why did so many people need to hide chairs?!
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Can’t believe @twinweasley dead. Sorry @weasleytwin. My bad.
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Snape...omg. You’re actually pretty awesome. I have to go and die though. Well unfair.
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Am totally dead. But King’s cross not my heaven...is weird gross mouldy baby thing under chair. Eww
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Dumbledore in my head. My dead head. Doesn’t mean not real. This is all getting a bit meta. Lolz —————————————————————————————————————
Oh, not dead. Awkward. Sorry @haggers. Oh, and @tartancat, and @youngmrsW. And everyone.
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WTF @GODBOTTOM STOP BEING SO COOL!
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Gutted @Snakeface. We swapped all the wands about when you weren’t looking. WINGARDIUMROFL!
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EXPELLIARMUS!
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I am old, and cringeworthy. Plan: shall give 2 of my children normal/morbid names, ignoring weasleys, + condemn my third to life of ridicule