The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
by C.S.Lewis
@youngestchildisbestest

Out in the country. Glad parents gone, adventures start now, can’t have those with parents! Woot!
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Is kind of boring actually, and @awkwardthirdsibling, you are such a meanie. Oooh, #exploring anyone?
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Lolz. Will get in wardrobe! Won’t shut door though, am sensible child
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Snowy, this wardrobe
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WTF IS THAT GOAT DOING ON ITS HIND LEGS?!
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Is actually a faun. He didn’t know what a girl was though, and thought Mum was called Eve. Clearly not clever, despite powers of speech
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Going for tea with @scarf_lover. Sardines? #party!
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Tumnus thinks he is kidnapping me. Did not like to point out I walked in of own free will. Stupid goat. Going home
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OMG my siblings don’t believe me. It’s because I’m young, innit? In fairness wardrobe is less snowy now…and was gone 5 minutes
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Going back for more sardines. BBS
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Ha! Edmund here too! He is such a n00b at this, lolz. Never mind, we can be bbf’s again and tell the others.
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Edmund is only doing this because he has issues with Peter. wtf :( And he shut the wardrobe door. Clearly a total loser.
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ROFL, all hiding in wardrobe from McCready
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Ha. Totally most popular sibling again. Taking them to @scarf_lover. Get the fish on!
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Tumnus gone and being shown sights by a beaver. Life weird
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beaver damn pretty cool. @ImreallyJesus is apparently ‘on the move?’
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@awkwardthirdsibling you suck. Wolves coming, gtg
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OMG SANTA!
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I got healing potion and tiny knife. Peter got massive sword. Think boys in this place have phallic obsession.
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Aslan really is a lion. Thought it was a metaphor?
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Edmund back. Forgiving betrayal as sulking would slow plot down. Battle tomorrow! True Narnians for the win!
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@snakemetaphor wants Eddie back. Aslan totally sorted it. Cos he’s total hero.
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Aslan walking into woods. Coming @wishIwasMum?
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OMG Aslan is dead and covered in mice. Life sucks
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OMG ASLAN CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD! PLAYING LIKE THUNDERSTORM/KITTEN. LOVE TECHNICALITIES
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Found Tumnus, he’s well hard now
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Take that back. Time for battle though. Hold on @herobigbro, we’ve got your back!
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Witch dead but Edmund dying. WTF, will never be queen now.
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Oh lolz, I have healing stuff. Am so blonde! Thanks @iamreallyJesus!
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I’m a queen now. It’s awesome, being a human and thus automatically royal. <3 narnia
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Ooooh, an iron tree?!
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Child again. Whatevs. Sure we’ll go back one day. And to heaven
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Except you Susan. You’ll get into lipstick, you hussy